Matzo Madness

A salad bar manager said:
"We give away rolls, but instead,
Let's leaven our margin
A little by chargin'
A dollar for unleavened bread."

Dr. Goose, who - like many economists - celebrates Passover, was surprised to find this week that his local takeout salad place, where bread is a free side dish, charges $1.19 for a matzo. He surprised himself even more by paying it; such is the price of faith.

Happy Holidays to all those celebrating Easter and Passover this week!