Republicans in the News

The Scottish historian Niall
Said Obama had lost his appiall.
This caused a brouhaha
With Dems who said: "Ah ha!
The figures you cite are not riall."

Senatorial candidate Akin
Found his cervical knowledge mistaken.
"We must shut this thing down,"
Said Rove, "or he'll bring down
Our chance for a Senate retakin'."

"Obamacare's taking from Medicare,"
Said Ryan, "Which brings you unsteady care."
He hopes, in all fairness,
The public will care less
For ACA than they already care.