Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Said Timmy to Jimmy & Dre: "Whether Apples keep Dr.s away, It sweetens the tones On iPods & -Phones If revenue streams ...

Said Cook, to the Senate's seniority: "Though gadgets remain our priority, While profiting scads From iPhones and -Pads,  ...

Said a really curmudgeonly guy On the Dow Jones Industrial high: "It's still quite a ways From the Internet craze, When adju...

There's a question for Cook and his board Arising from Apple's cash horde: At exactly what height Of liquidity might Alternative...

Said a notable stock-pickin' man: "Of $AAPL I'm not such a fan, But the price is so low Compared to cash flow, I'm b...

A thousand per share may have sounded Pretty wild, but it's rather well-grounded In intense devotees And a billion Chinese, Whos...

"In business," said someone who knows of it, "When a mound of liquidity grows of it, A sizable herd Will hang on your word...