Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Said the Lehman bankruptcy inspector Of the repo transactions that wrecked 'er: "The Feds, who were looking At books that were ...

Whenever a bombshell discloses After Wall Street on Friday night closes, The market is fraught All weekend with what The chance of new h...

Said Cuomo, enforcer of laws, "The auditor's liable because The public's reliant On them that their client Will tell it the...

"The truth is unsparingly ugly: That mortgage-backed bonds became bubbly, Thanks to Wall Street's big guys Who would securitize ...

Said Hank Paulson, with trembling knees, "Lehman's crisis blew in with the Brees From the blue like a bolt - Though I'm no S...