Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

While bankers are prone to complain That hedging is hard to explain, It's fairly alleged That you aren't really hedged If you...

Said the boss of a trading facility, Whose job was to crimp volatility: "While I'm away jettin', Be sure you don't thr...

There's a false sense of immunization In many a hedge operation; Positions one places On ill-conceived bases May end up as wild...