Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

The candidates tried to explain How to lessen America's pain From tuition and fees That pay for degrees Of commercially dubious ga...

An earnest young lady named Esther Was beginning her freshman semester, And her greatest concern, In preparing to learn, Was that schoo...

Said a grad whose finances were played out, And whose face could not help but betray doubt: "The lessons I learn May improve what ...

Asked a socially relevant chronicle: "Is a college degree economical? Well, the lifetime return On the extra you earn Is substant...

"Though college, I felt, was a sure thing, As of now, unless gold I'm unearthing, To pay off my loan, I'll have to postpon...

When Millicent borrowed for college, she Was taken aback by the knowledge she Could have them remit As much for French Lit As for Healt...

A student had trouble believing That the newspaper wasn't deceiving In ascribing a sign Of reversing decline To his borr'wing to...