Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

To Dubai crossly carped Abu Dhabi, "You've developed a very dear hobby. For your real estate wreck Don't expect a blank chec...

"I'm afraid," said the Sheikh of Dubai, "That our property market's run dry. For a bailout we'll lobby Our fri...

Today retailers wonder suspensefully: Is Black Friday concluding successfully? While economists fret, "We're already in debt; This ...

The Pilgrims gave Indians praise Who taught them to cultivate maize. "You're welcome," said Squanto, "Have more if you wa...

Of US homeowners, one quarter Now reside in abodes under water. In the last mortgage bubble Some did not take the trouble To review the fine...

To Bernanke said Liu at the summit, "Stop allowing the dollar to plummet! In Beijing we've got trouble Because of the bubble You...

Said Marchionne, from Fiat centro , " Signore , let's proceed più lento , At Chrysler we've laid Careful plans to upgrade Their...

Jan Hatzius, chief Goldman economist, Warns," The Federal funds rate is anomalous. Given money supply, Payrolls and CPI, Why not sub-ze...

"How to judge," asked the Sun King of France, "The success of job stimulus plans? Après le déluge , Not just 'jobs in the...