Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

The Austrian School is at pains To hinder that stimulus reigns, But to make matters worse They're bested in verse, For much less rh...

The first wave of mortgage foreclosures Was related to ARM-loan exposures, But more so of late The relevant rate Is the instance of fact...

A little-known stock chart formation   Claims to presage a market deflation; Did the ominous name Bring the "Omen" to fame, Or...

Though recov'ry was said to depend on The sales of old homes that banks lend on, They collapsed in a rout When the tax break ran out,...

Said an analyst, mulling a deal,  "Fixed income is losing appeal;  If inflation would grow  Then prices would go  In the other dire...

To gainfully utilize labor,  Export nations play "Beggar Thy Neighbor;"  While the deficit spenders,  Resenting their lenders, ...

Bill Radke of Marketplace Radio  featured Dr. Goose (or his alter ego, David Lefkovits) on the Marketplace Minute .  Round One of the Limeri...

When Intel announced they'd buy McAfee, The market reacted with apathy: With mass unemployment, More PC deployment Looks doubtful...

"When its value had sunk to iotas, We took over General Motors; With a value correction In time for elections, We'll sell on be...