Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

In mutual funds, one could win By reversing the yang and the yin; To cast aside doubt When investment flows out, And to sell when invest...

The Harvardian Nobel Prize Pool Lets you bet which economists rule; So the ken of the crowd Will predict the endowed Of which think tan...

Translated: "Beautiful poems on the economy."  So says Denmark's leading broadsheet, Politiken , regarding our humble contribu...

The credit crunch left deadly traces On banks found in high and low places; The research clearly shows, As many suppose, Loans on homes ...

Said Ms. Matz, of the NCUA, "Credit unions are destined to stay; When a few of them failed   We stepped in and bailed, And the heal...

Said Bernanke, "I wish there were eight of me To confront unemployment creatively; In our current position, We lack ammunition To e...

Said Johnson , "In my recollection, Consumer Financial Protection Was largely conceived, And should run, I believe, By Elizabeth Wa...

US consumer debts' lightening Has been thought to result from belts' tightening, But those falling exposures Have tracked loan fo...

Said Senator Dodd, "It's quite funny How Beijing manipulates money ; The pace that it grew, Though quickened by two, Is too slo...