Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Thomas Hoenig, the hawkish Fed governor, Says: "The Dollar has way too much dove in 'er; With a null target rate, I doubt we...

The index of US home prices Shows no end to the real estate crisis Ev'rywhere but DC; Counter-cyclically, There the job market more ...

"The grounds to take action are legion, When applied to the Middle East region, That the Libyan rise Does not compromise The Egypt...

We should check, before leaving our houses, The reaction our clothing arouses, In view of the sights Of those asses in tights Who should...

Said a husband: "The Lord will not bless me, Dear wife, with descendants, unless we Make a deal with a neighbor The fruit of his lab...

A house on the market, priced rightly, Will sell at a pace that is sprightly, So a backlog that grows Leads one to suppose That homes ar...

Overtaxed, an economist meant, Are America's top ten percent, But his figures, while true, Don't progressively view The top tent...

"Since the need's too uncertain to time it, One must keep at the pump so to prime it; Thus largesse we have spread To the Blue a...

In crises of foreign affairs When hostility suddenly flares, The force one projects Is enhanced, one expects, If one's allies, a...