Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

The Jobless Claims number's expected To predict whither growth is directed, For there's much one may plumb When aware what the su...

Said Prince William, admiring his commoner, "Such pageantry's cert'nly becomin' 'er, As my bride-to-be's hot, (T...

A woman who loved a good fight Would demand, as she argued all night, Philosophical heft From those on the left And empirical proof from...

The Fed sought to raise asset prices As a way to combat the debt crisis, And so now we know Half a trillion or so, As a stimulus, more t...

A peculiar American silliness Is to claim that our taxes are killing us; When we glob'ly compare, We pay less than our share, So it...

A salad bar manager said: "We give away rolls, but instead, Let's leaven our margin A little by chargin' A dollar for u...

If, for China to hike the renminbi, A domestic political sin be, But yuan 'ppreciation Would quiet inflation, Then therein the Yang ...

In Beijing they've enabled Hong Kong To market yuan bonds for a song; If they let these renminbi In China, they'll then be Enabl...

A thrifty young fellow named Kevin, who Was filing with Internal Revenue, When the bottom line showed All the money he owed, Admitted: ...