Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

A fellow was in a bad mood, And feeling financially screwed, When he read in his statement How lowly his rate went That int'rest had...

"With the IMF head in ignominy, His replacement is just what I wanna be, Since, with all due regard To Madame Lagarde, We're th...

An economy gripped by stagnation Needs a weakening currency flotation, But on this point, the Fed Punts to Treas'ry instead, Who rep...

The high price of onions in Mumbai Means for many, they're harder to come by, So the Bombayite lunch Loses some of its punch, Unless...

In the IPO pricing of LinkedIn, Which doubled before one had blinked in, Either banks ripped off clients, Or it's more art than scien...

Wall Street sees contrary sentiment In retail investors' presentiment, So, when Mom or Pop's right, One asks if it might Be the ...

A hotbed of startup activity, Though socialist in their proclivity, Norwegians eschew The American view That the government crimps produ...

Said a Harvard professor of econ, "That Google's got something unique on: They have cash by the score, Yet still borrow more; T...

When reaching the debt limit really, One must balance the budget ideally, So the rich are more taxed (With their conscience relaxed) ...