Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

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It's required, in bank regulation, That each trader have two weeks' vacation; While preventing their burnout, An audit may turn ...

Said a stock market man named O'Toole: "Never trade in the week after Yule; For liquidity's thin When the traders aren'...

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House Each rep wished to go home to children and spouse; When what to their wo...

Said a friendly investment advisor, As to where the best stock market buys are: "Just look to Brazil, Where, intriguingly, still...

When the rate of the jobless declines, The message is one of two kinds; Either jobless are fewer (The positive view) or They gave up the...

To the President whispered the Queen, As the Dictator passed from the scene: "The foe that we know Is preferred to the foe that we d...

Said the Banque de France Gov'nor Noyer, On the risk to the French "triple-A": "But ze debts of ze Brits Are so deep ...

"A drop in the pricing of oil Should sweeten the fruit of our toil, But since shipping has slowed In the air and the road, The fruit...