Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Investors incessantly say: "Sell in May, and then go away," And stock market nerds Who heeded these words Are 6% richer...

Mayor Bloomberg despaired of obesity: "What's fattening up NYC," said he, "Is the public presumption That soda cons...

An Internet social sensation Went to market with high expectation; Before many fortnights, The traders had bought rights To sell it (w...

Though more work on the factory line Is always a positive sign, Manufacturing's rise In the US belies That wages are on the declin...

Sales of new vehicles, typically, Recede in recession terrifically, 'Til recovery beckons, And that's when, we reckon, The...

Said a real estate vulture from Texas, Buying properties out of his Lexus: "Though it hardly may seem The American Dream, It's...

An analyst had a quick word With investors his bankers preferred: "We've cut our projections For those with connections, Bu...

Politicians who like popularity May advocate "growth with austerity", An odd formulation Of vague calculation, But perfect p...

Said the boss of a trading facility, Whose job was to crimp volatility: "While I'm away jettin', Be sure you don't thr...