Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

"We're financially lacking in fodder, As bankers, to earn as we oughter, When deposits accrue At zero-point-two And we lend o...

In celebration of Thanksgiving Day 2012, I offer once again my limerick verse based on the 1863 proclamation that established our nation...

A buyer who looks to an audit Of a target before having bought it, May leave itself open In spite of all hopin', To sellers' a...

A pundit, politically touting, The conventional wisdom was flouting, When he roundly dismissed The Fiscal Abyss As "Over, except ...

Said a banker: "The Crisis revealed, In investments we carried for yield, How extreme fluctuations Affect valuations, So better t...

Here is my latest post for the Journal's Total Return blog , on the fight over banks' having to mark to market their securities hel...

Hostess will finally cease Mixing flour and sugar & grease, And many are sad, But is it so bad After making the nation obese? ...

Said Bernanke: "By now it is evident That tight mortgage standards are prevalent, Which is really too bad, As it's time th...

In DC, it's a welcome distraction From each warring political faction: Invoking, in speeches, Security breaches From man-on-biogra...