Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Said a Cypriot lady, Maria, At a bank branch in old Nicosia: "With the caps they impose On capital flows, Withdrawal's a u...

Said Bernanke: "I think we will phase out QE as recovery plays out, And joblessness wanes (Though the latter remains, Admittedly...

When the banks on the euro zone's fringes Must be rescued from too many binges, There's something to lose And the rescuers...

Said the Fed to the banks in its purview: "Sorry chaps, we don't mean to unnerve you, But if panic should surge, Our views wo...

Said a job-seeker, not so dejected: "In the past I was feeling neglected. But things may rebound, As of late I have found That at...

Yesterday I wrote of the need to " conquer [long-term unemployment] ills / By developing skills ," and today I learned of a prog...

Said a weathered old farmer named Weiss At his acres of oats, wheat and rice: "There's nothing I grow, As far as I know, ...

The news has been better concerning A rise in the ranks of the earning, But many confirm They've been out longer-term Without ...

Said a really curmudgeonly guy On the Dow Jones Industrial high: "It's still quite a ways From the Internet craze, When adju...