Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Said a billionaire octogenarian Of a much-unloved stock he was carryin': "What's the use of my hoard If I cannot afford...

S&P GSCI GLOBAL COMMODITY INDEX  VS. U.S. 5-YEAR INFLATION EXPECTATION The Fed has a great flexibility To promote economic sta...

A group of young hackers from Syria, Who set off a market hysteria, Confounded the Street With a single, fake tweet; One may ask: wer...

Two economists, feeling audacious, Said that GDP's headed for stasis, But the flaws that befell Their work in Excel Put their claims...

Said a girl at the school where she prepped: "As of late, it is hard to have slept, When my counselors relate The diminishing rat...

Said a Cypriot lady, Maria, At a bank branch in old Nicosia: "With the caps they impose On capital flows, Withdrawal's a u...

Said Bernanke: "I think we will phase out QE as recovery plays out, And joblessness wanes (Though the latter remains, Admittedly...

When the banks on the euro zone's fringes Must be rescued from too many binges, There's something to lose And the rescuers...

Said the Fed to the banks in its purview: "Sorry chaps, we don't mean to unnerve you, But if panic should surge, Our views wo...