Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Said Cook, to the Senate's seniority: "Though gadgets remain our priority, While profiting scads From iPhones and -Pads,  ...

Thoughts diverge in the FOMC On how long to hold on to QE, But in case of deflation, Without hesitation, They'll ease up unanimou...

An analyst pointed out that - At the risk of provoking a spat -  There's a gap in demand Between equities and The economy, wh...

Some conservatives want to find meaning In professed homosexual leaning, Which some think explains The penchant of Keynes For cycl...

Though economists often expect Their proposals be put in effect, It's best if one will Just hold off until The model's been t...

Said one of those skeptical guys, As the market was hitting new highs: "The bulls may suppose The economy grows, But I doubt tha...

Some analysts set about crunchin' A proven statistical function For why stocks and debt, Which used to offset, More recently move ...

Said a billionaire octogenarian Of a much-unloved stock he was carryin': "What's the use of my hoard If I cannot afford...

S&P GSCI GLOBAL COMMODITY INDEX  VS. U.S. 5-YEAR INFLATION EXPECTATION The Fed has a great flexibility To promote economic sta...