Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

"If employment & prices are strong, We can give up QE before long, So we're tapering it, But just by a bit, In case we turn out...

Wall Street is looking for men For the mantle of leadership when, As the President knows, He'll have to propose A successor to Fed Chair...

The Federal Reserve is awaiting That prices may start re-inflating, So they can foresee Unwinding QE, Whose tapering they've been debati...

Ex-Goldmanite Fabulous Fab, With his gift of remarkable gab, Is caught in a hitch By the SEC, which Will take anyone it can grab. He told an...

The market's resounding with pleas From New York to the Brits and Chinese For a positive trend, By which they depend On the Fed to conti...

Said Cook, to the Senate's seniority: "Though gadgets remain our priority, While profiting scads From iPhones and -Pads,  ...

Thoughts diverge in the FOMC On how long to hold on to QE, But in case of deflation, Without hesitation, They'll ease up unanimou...

An analyst pointed out that - At the risk of provoking a spat -  There's a gap in demand Between equities and The economy, wh...

Some conservatives want to find meaning In professed homosexual leaning, Which some think explains The penchant of Keynes For cycl...