Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Said a banker of world reputation: "It's an Age of Reduced Expectation.  For workers, the answer Is less social transfer; The rich ...

You may think that this poem's on the deficit, So kindly allow me to preface it That the shutdown impending Is not about spending; T...

The SEC softened the rules On investment publicity tools So that now you're allowed To pitch to the crowd And separate money from fools....

The Fed has decided "No Taper" Of its purchase of fixed-income paper; Without the renewal Of stimulus fuel, The economy's runn...

If the smart money can be believed Dr. Summers' retreat has achieved That Yellen looks strong For Fed Chair, as long As the President is...

As the Congress debated criteria To punish the leaders of Syria, They discussed what was planned, And whether we stand On a footing that...

Science may help to convey The world that we live in today, To predict and construe And hypothesize, too, In a rational, testable way....

"If employment & prices are strong, We can give up QE before long, So we're tapering it, But just by a bit, In case we turn out...

Wall Street is looking for men For the mantle of leadership when, As the President knows, He'll have to propose A successor to Fed Chair...