Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

Fed Chairmen (paternal or motherly) Have made a depressing discovery: If demand isn't great, You can lower the rate But you can...

Of late we have heard much verbosity Expressing the Street's animosity Toward traders who trade With programs they made To profi...

Economists show the proclivity Toward lamenting the lost productivity When Americans cling, From the first day of Spring, To basketball ...

Guinness could not find a way Of sponsoring St. Patrick's Day, Having failed to have swayed Those who run the parade To authorize floats...

There once was a fellow named Chubley Who mortgaged collateral doubly. "It's a trick," he confessed, "I effectuate best W...

Said Putin, regarding Crimea: "Don't get the mistaken idea. I may not contain The western Ukraine, But the east is a part of my s...

A guy takes it into his head To eschew dollar bills and the Fed, And throws in his lot With a currency wrought  By anonymous hackers ...

Dear Janet, this valentine's for you, We economists simply adore you; If to growth you respond  By tap'ring our bond, Please measure...

The outlook for Twitter is blah; Is it having its final hurrah? They're losing morale With a growth rationale That is premised on je ne ...