Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

"In reviewing your earnings per annum, We're less than impressed, and we pan 'em. The bank may have gains, But this letter ...

Housing construction has had A month that's exceedingly bad And the drop may be due To Millenials who Live at home with their M...

An HFT trader named Cunningham Remarked on the skeptics confron'ing 'im: "The spreads I've compressed Make it cheap to inve...

As the World Cup begins there are millions Of poor and disgruntled Brazilians, Whose new soccer venues Have certainly been used In misalloca...

Said Timmy to Jimmy & Dre: "Whether Apples keep Dr.s away, It sweetens the tones On iPods & -Phones If revenue streams ...

"Our house is foreclosed on in days, And we can't find employment that pays;   Pray what can you do To carry us through Our l...

The Fed stirred up market festivity, In spite of low business activity, From the joy that relates To their keeping the rates At zero, ...

Fed Chairmen (paternal or motherly) Have made a depressing discovery: If demand isn't great, You can lower the rate But you can...

Of late we have heard much verbosity Expressing the Street's animosity Toward traders who trade With programs they made To profi...