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  "Though college, I felt, was a sure thing,  As of now, unless gold I'm unearthing,  To pay off my loan,  I'll have to postpon... 
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"After proofing each check and gratuity,   We've determined beyond ambiguity:   Your expenses look funny,   If none of this money  ... 
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I'm buying a Powerball ticket  (Or several, or even a thicket),  In hopes I may win  A billion bucks in  The unlikely case that they pic... 
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  "I'm afraid," said Bernanke to Geithner,  "The debt crisis still has lots of bite in 'er.  Though it may cause some... 
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Said a Harvard professor of econ,  "That Google's got something unique on:  They have cash by the score,  Yet still borrow more;  T... 
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"In reviewing your earnings per annum,   We're less than impressed, and we pan 'em.   The bank may have gains, But this letter ... 
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 The price of petroleum's slacking   With all of that pumping and fracking   Maintaining supply   At a level so high,   While demand, at... 
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  Said a strategist, airing his views  On central bank rumors and news:  "You've booked every gain  And best not retain  Your bonds... 
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The economy once ago sank   From abuses at many a bank,   Which Congress attacked   In a really big act   That went by the name of Dodd-Fran... 
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The US has always depended On a rate of consumption that's splendid, By consumers for whom The means to consume  May soon have them over... 
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