NYU Economist: P.O.Y. Not Me?

Says Roubini, "It's unfair that I'm 
Not the P.O.Y. touted by Time. 
Sure, Bernanke's aggression 
Averted depression, 
But the chance for prevention passed by 'im!"

A Golden Bear

"Gold prices," says Nouriel Roubini,
"Remain high if loan rates remain teeny.
But without that cheap cash,
Your bullion will crash,
Like an out-of-control Lamborghini."

Your Bank's in the Tank

"Rare's the bank that can lay claim to solvency,"
Dr. Nouriel Roubini says mordantly;
"CDOs o'er the brink
Left a pool of red ink,
For which banks lack the capital absorbency."

A Growling Bear

Warns economist Nouriel Roubini,
"Tim Geithner, put down that martini!
This economy's tough,
You've not goosed it enough;
Your green shoots may become dead branzini!"