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Said a Harvard professor of econ, "That Google's got something unique on: They have cash by the score, Yet still borrow more; T...
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Facebook is valued at plenty By Wall Street's high-tech cognoscenti, Based on 1 billion friends Times $5 each, then Times the IP...
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In the IPO pricing of LinkedIn, Which doubled before one had blinked in, Either banks ripped off clients, Or it's more art than scien...
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Said a Goldmanite, freaking his guys out: "How my conscience courageously cries out! Though I trusted this firm, it Exploited poor K...
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With the Debt Ceiling coming up soon, it Is time (although some may impugn it) For coining a halt To a US default With a really big mone...
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Thomas Hoenig, the hawkish Fed governor, Says: "The Dollar has way too much dove in 'er; With a null target rate, I doubt we...
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The Olympians train in their sports At the pitches, the pools and the courts, So quadrennially We turn on the TV, And ogle their bu...
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A maid whose hotel greatly trusted her Once confronted a sight that disgusted her, And beat a retreat From a luxury suite, When an IMF p...
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A six-billion loss dealt a blow To the name of a bank's CEO. To atone for this trade, He merely was paid A paltry ten million ...
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Said Krugman, with skeptical wince: "Employment just doesn't convince; Though it tumbled off greatly In 2008, we Have seen no r...
The experts have certainly said it --
ReplyDeleteThat default would ruin our credit.
But is the solution
In our Constitution?
What's more: Has our government read it?
Best economics limerick ever! Next time someone asks me what I think of the possibility of default, I'm going to answer:
ReplyDelete"Our economy's fatally,
Foolishly, finally,
Fittingly, fecklessly f***ed."
We could stop spending cash on Iraq
ReplyDeleteThen start to bring all our troops back
And if we withdrew
From Afghanistan, too
Perhaps we could get back to black
Joey,
ReplyDeletePlease e-mail your contact info to DrGoose@verizon.net.
Thanks.