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Friday, December 18, 2009
"What a grilling I'm getting from Bunning!
At least," he sighed, squirming,
"They'll soon be confirming,
When Bunning is done with his gunning."
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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But now Congress is jealous and wants in.
Says Bernanke, "Your ilk
Would turn up a kilt
To see what girds the loins of the Scotsman!"
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
"True, I did not foresee this catastrophe,
But since then I've done all that's been asked of me;
Now, should I take the blame
For Him I'll Not Name,
Whose baton was, four years ago, passed to me?"
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Has a game plan when prices get bubbly:
Excessive debt funding
Should trigger a plunge in
Advance rates, thus un-bubbling subtly.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Said a Harvard professor of econ, "That Google's got something unique on: They have cash by the score, Yet still borrow more; T...
"After proofing each check and gratuity, We've determined beyond ambiguity: Your expenses look funny, If none of this money ...
Said the Lehman bankruptcy inspector Of the repo transactions that wrecked 'er: "The Feds, who were looking At books that were ...
Economists show the proclivity Toward lamenting the lost productivity When Americans cling, From the first day of Spring, To basketball ...
I'm buying a Powerball ticket (Or several, or even a thicket), In hopes I may win A billion bucks in The unlikely case that they pic...
Facebook is valued at plenty By Wall Street's high-tech cognoscenti, Based on 1 billion friends Times $5 each, then Times the IP...
Though intended to thwart something scandalous - That those who have millions on hand do less - The AMT's hardest On households more ...
The US has always depended On a rate of consumption that's splendid, By consumers for whom The means to consume May soon have them over...
"In reviewing your earnings per annum, We're less than impressed, and we pan 'em. The bank may have gains, But this letter ...
Thomas Hoenig, the hawkish Fed governor, Says: "The Dollar has way too much dove in 'er; With a null target rate, I doubt we...
A limerick's hard to complete/In the space of a typical tweet/Haiku, it is true/Are simpler to do/But not a remarkable feat. #NYCpoetweet— Dr. Goose (@DrGooseEcon) April 6, 2012