Post-Holiday Blues

The December performance of retail
Was bullish in ever-y detail;
All the gifts that were sold
Decisively told
A surprisingly good Christmas tree tale.

But the 1st quarter figures & facts
Describe a consumer that lacks
A spending position,
Since broad imposition
Of 2% more payroll tax.

The US retail sales numbers for December were announced on Tuesday, and painted a picture of robust holiday consumption.  The 0.5% quarterly increase was much better than expected, and much faster than the rate for the previous two quarters.  However, it looks as though the momentum may not carry through to the 1st quarter of the new year.  Weekly retail reports in January have already fallen below expectations, and the reason seems clear: most US workers now have less take-home pay, thanks to the increase in the payroll tax by two percentage points to 6.2%, from the temporary, "stimulus" rate of 4.2%.  Other indicators appear less than bullish, as well: the Federal Reserve Bank of New York reports that manufacturers in its district (which is also my district) continue to reduce their activity.  The ongoing drama of the fiscal cliff and debt ceiling doesn't help, either.

Noël Greetings

Merry Christmas to friends far and near,
And retailing holiday cheer,
With a dovish Fed rule
To stimulate Yule,
And a fiscally balanced New Year!

 - Dr. Goose

Handel's Big Trade

When Handel composed The Messiah,
The markets were caroling highah.
He sold, shouting "Boo-yah!
Now sing Halleluia!
To be a contrarian buyah."

For many investors at this time of year, 'tis the season to review portfolio investments that hath been exalted, or laid low. If unto you a gain has been given, shall the government be more upon your shoulder this year, or next?

One man who handled such questions adroitly was George Frideric Handel, according to Jason Zweig of the Wall Street Journal. Mr. Zweig says that the renowned composer "never went Baroque" because he knew when to get into and out of the hot investments of his day. The greatest investment bubble of the early 1700's was the South Sea Co., driven by the mania of colonization. Mr. Handel played the South Sea Co., but acted earlier than contemporaries such as Sir Isaac Newton, buying his shares at lower cost and selling them before the bubble burst. It is estimated that Mr. Handel doubled his South Sea investment, making a £15,000 profit, roughly 2.9 million in today's dollars. At the end of his life, Mr. Handel's estate comprised about £20,000 ($3.8 million today).

As a footnote to this Yuletide tale, we must ask whether the German-born Mr. Handel came to the market with a natural advantage: his name, in his mother tongue, means "trade."

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like...

It's beginning to look a lot like Cliffmas
Evvvv'rywhere you go.
They're intractable on the Hill,
The President's stronger still,
He's setting his toboggan in the snoooww...

It's beginning to look a lot like Cliffmas;
Soon the bells will chime,
And the posturing will be worst
On January First,
When we're ouuut o-o-of tiiime.

The President and his Republican Congressional opposition continue to sing from different hymnals on the major issues of taxation, while trying to reach a long-term deficit reduction deal that will avoid the "Fiscal Cliff." On a related note (see what I did there?), Matt Miller hypothesizes an Endless Cliff in the Washington Post:

It seems almost certain that any new deal that is struck, either before January 1 or some time afterwards, will involve some minor near-term “action” or “down payment” combined with the creation of a new fiscal cliff of unpleasant consequences to be triggered sometime in 2013 if a broader deal on tax and entitlement reform is not reached.

This, because a divided Washington needs “a forcing device” to instigate action.

But what will have changed later in 2013 to produce a different outcome? Arguably nothing. And so we have the prospect of another deal with illusory progress later in 2013, along with the creation of the next forcing device. Which eventually forces the next sham deal and the creation of the next forcing device.

It's beginning to look a lot like only a major political disruption - such as Congressional district un-gerrymandering, a Democratic sweep of the next midterm elections, or the complete removal of money from politics - could stand in the way the Endless Cliff Hypothesis becoming reality.

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