Showing posts with label HP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HP. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Hurd Mentality at Hewlett-Packard

"Those directors are dopes - no embellishin'!"  
Says Oracle chief Larry Ellison.
"For the sake of PC,
They've damaged HP,
Which the shareholders cannot be relishin'."

Monday, August 9, 2010

Over-Hurd at an HP Board Meeting

"After proofing each check and gratuity, 
We've determined beyond ambiguity: 
Your expenses look funny, 
If none of this money 
Was meant to pursue promiscuity."

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