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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Chief Yahoo Resigns

A founder who outlived his heyday
Kept investors from having their payday;
Compared to a buyout,
No tack he might try out
Could put off his "anchors aweigh" day.

The shares he was said to have ruined
Rose in price, as the towel he threw in;
But history may
Look kindly one day
On the groundbreaking things he was doin'.

As Yahoo! co-founder Jerry Yang announced his resignation, reaction varied from regretful musing to grim satisfaction. The latter was reflected in the $YHOO share price, which rose 3% in after hours trading to $15.90. Internet industry oldtimers (if there is such a thing) were more philosophical; the Wall Street Journal quoted Citibank analyst Mark Mahaney, who said: "The near-term Wall Street reaction is that he wasn't doing a good job, but the longer-term perspective is that he will go down as one of the top 10 Internet entrepreneurs." Mr. Yang co-founded Yahoo! with fellow Stanford University graduate student David Filo in 1996, and the company rode the dot-com bubble to a market valuation of $120 billion in 1999. Along the way it eclipsed or bought out such early rivals as Alta Vista, Inktomi and Excite. In the wake of the dot-com bust and the ascendancy of Google search, $YHOO has languished, and Mr. Yang incurred the wrath of investors when he spurned a $47 billion takeover by Microsoft in 2008.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Nightmare Before Hallowe'en

A snowstorm of great volatility,
In knocking down poles of utility,
Made courageous hearts rend
Among those who depend
On the 'Net for their earnings ability.

The northeastern US was hit by a freakishly early snowstorm that knocked out electric power to 2.7 million people including Dr. Goose, in whose town Hallowe'en "trick-or-treating" was officially postponed as a result. For those of us who depend on the internet to do our jobs, the loss of power came as a rude push back into the 19th century. Even the bankruptcy of commodity broker MF Global became a side note in the elemental struggle to reconnect. It is hoped that the reader will understand the break in the regular posting of these Limericks Économiques.

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