Showing posts with label Tony Hayward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tony Hayward. Show all posts

Friday, June 4, 2010

Overheard at a BP Board Meeting

"Well gents, I hain't got the stomach
To see 'ow far our share price will plummeck
So let's shear off the top
And siphon this glop
Before it seeps up the Potomac."
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

In too deep?

The story of deepwater drilling
Is laden with dangers quite chilling;
Says BP's Tony Hayward:
"Our safety, though wayward,
Will hereafter get the top billing."
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