Wednesday, January 26, 2011

State of the Union 2011

Yesterday's Brian Lehrer Show on WNYC FM featured our "State of the Union" limerick from 2010, which seems even more appropriate this year:


Said the President, wagging a finger:  
"Unemployment no longer may linger;  
So, to send a jobs bill  
To my desk from the Hill  
Is the task of each left- and right-winger."    


Here is the audio podcast, with the limerick at 1:15.

A tip of the hat to the most prolific limericist on the interwebs, Mad Kane.
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