Crossed the Falls on a cable so slenda;
Though tied to a tether,
One didn't know whether
He'd slip and impale his pudenda.
A limerick's hard to complete/In the space of a typical tweet/Haiku, it is true/Are simpler to do/But not a remarkable feat. #NYCpoetweet— Dr. Goose (@DrGooseEcon) April 6, 2012