Sunday, March 4, 2012

Conservatives vs Liberals

A conservative's someone it peeves
To pay taxes, because he believes
That they're soaking the rich
For entitlements, which
He somehow forgets he receives.

A liberal is fiercely intent
On the government's making a dent
In the plight of the poor,
At the cost, she is sure,
Not of her, but the top 1%.

Posted by Dr. Goose
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3 comments:

  1. Madeleine Begun KaneMarch 6, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    I love them both!

    And congratulations yet again on winning an Honorable Mention in last week's Limerick-Off. Great job! http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2012/03/04/limerick-of-the-week-51/

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2026 at 9:51 AM

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    Sosyal medya hesaplarınızın görünürlüğünü artırmak için güvenilir smm panel hizmetlerinden faydalanabilirsiniz. Bu panel sayesinde takipçi ve beğeni sayılarını hızlı ve güvenli bir şekilde artırmak mümkündür. Dijital pazarlama stratejilerinizi güçlendirmek için smm panel kullanımı oldukça etkili bir yöntemdir. Kaliteli hizmetleriyle öne çıkan bu panel, sosyal medya başarınızı destekler.

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