We should check, before leaving our houses,
The reaction our clothing arouses,
In view of the sights
Of those asses in tights
Who should rather have put on their trousers.
Dr. Goose's informal survey of New York streetwear corroborates this report of the Fashion Police, who admonish ladies everywhere to remember that "leggings are not pants, and tights are not leggings."
Sunday, March 27, 2011
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LOL! Fun verse and amusing video.
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