Though ev'ryone knew he was wired,
And bizarrely behaved;
He insulted his boss and was fired.
(Okay, you've read about Charlie Sheen everywhere else - why not a limerick blog?) The affair about which everyone is talking has taken a legal turn after TV's highest-paid actor was fired, and he sued for breach of contract. Did he fail to hit his marks, as alleged by Warner Brothers, or have his caustic comments regarding producer Chuck Lorre hit too close to home?